- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Chris is hairy

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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