Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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kennah campion when she talks

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Black people having a Job.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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