- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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