Robin, get in the car!

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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