- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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