What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

my mind's eye?

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's up? Your time.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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