We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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what's up? my penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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the lemon was sweet.

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