- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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