- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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