An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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