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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Who wants $300? Me too.

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