- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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