Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Cliterus

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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