- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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