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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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