- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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