- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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