- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Oh s***

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

black people

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

ask me if im a door yes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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