What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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