What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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