If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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black people

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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