Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Set up Punch line.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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mexicans fishing

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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The Princess is in another castle

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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