- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Sloths

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

it was all Tagart

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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