What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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my egg roll

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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