- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Black people.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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