- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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