I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Trump will make America great again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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