- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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