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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Knock knock. Get out!!

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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