- Anti Joke

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?