Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

woman's lacrosse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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