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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

A woman wears a dress.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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