What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Trump will make America great again.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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