- Anti Joke

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.