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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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