- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's stupid a light bulb.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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