He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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