if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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