- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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