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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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