Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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