- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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