my egg roll

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Black people.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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