- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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