- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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I had a lemon. hi.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A woman wears a dress.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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