- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Christ is a conspiracy

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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