- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A woman wears a dress.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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