- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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