So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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