How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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