- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you will like this because i am black.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

How would you rule?

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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