a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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silver bullet?

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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