- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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