What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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