- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Nickelback.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Irish sobriety

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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