Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Obama

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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