- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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