- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What's long and black The unemployment line

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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