- Anti Joke

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why can't jokes spit?

How would you rule?

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor