What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Knock, Knock Come in

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Okay, after this one then...

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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