- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Heskey time.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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