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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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