- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

I don't believe in giraffes.

if you don't like this you're gay

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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