Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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