What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

I had a lemon. hi.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

A woman wears a dress.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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