Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Albino African Americans

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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