- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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