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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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