- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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