- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Take part of what?

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Cripples are lame.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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