- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

You sick fiend

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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