What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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