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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

A woman walks into a bar.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

vote this down and i will DOX you

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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