What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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