- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

woman's rights

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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