- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the man die? He was old.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

whats black and strange a paki

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Horse.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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